A Little Southern Humor for Today…

Thanks Aunt Deb!

How to Install a Home Security System in the South
1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men’s used size 14-16 work boots.

2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine.

3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.

4. Leave a note on your door that reads:

“Hey Bubba,

Me, Big Jim, Duke and Slim went for more ammunition.
Back in an hour.

Don’t mess with the pit bulls– they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don’t think Killer took part in it but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of ‘em in the house. Better wait outside.

‘Cooter’”

Clearly, that’s not relevant AT ALL in the Jeffries family…

(From left to right… sort of: Cybill, my “little” sister Mandy, Rocky, Alfie, Delta, Tank, Me, and Sonar. Christmas card picture, December 2007 at Mom and Pop’s house.)

4 Comment

  1. Lauren says: Reply

    I got that email from my cousin a few weeks ago. I thought it was hilarious!

    Enjoy your weekend!

  2. Lisa says: Reply

    Thanks girl! You do the same!

  3. Lisa says: Reply

    Love the security system!

    In the words of my mother “I will quit taking pictures of you for a Christmas card when you give me Grandchildren to take pictures of.”

  4. Lisa says: Reply

    Hahahaha! Classic Southern Mom comment.

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