Thanks Aunt Deb!
1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men’s used size 14-16 work boots.
2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine.
3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.
4. Leave a note on your door that reads:
Me, Big Jim, Duke and Slim went for more ammunition.
Back in an hour.
Don’t mess with the pit bulls– they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don’t think Killer took part in it but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of ‘em in the house. Better wait outside.
(From left to right… sort of: Cybill, my “little” sister Mandy, Rocky, Alfie, Delta, Tank, Me, and Sonar. Christmas card picture, December 2007 at Mom and Pop’s house.)